Puppy Pie

Take one puppy, gently roll and play until lightly pampered, add the following ingredients.......

1 cup patience......

 1 pinch correction....

1 cup hard work...

2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun....

blend well.

 Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has  doubled in size.  Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.  (off the internet)